Divine palates meet mortal pleasures. Here, the gods break down each sip with a mix of poetic musings and razor-sharp insights. From the velvety embrace of a Bordeaux to the zesty zing of a New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc, our tasting notes capture the soul of every vintage. Expect heavenly descriptors, mythological metaphors, and just the right touch of divine sass. Whether you’re a seasoned sommelier or a curious sipper, this is your guide to savoring wine with celestial sophistication.
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The Dominus 2016 is the rare moment where the hedonistic pleasure of Napa meets the punishing discipline of Bordeaux—and the result is a masterpiece. Skip it, and you deserve to pay corkage on a bottle of mediocre, fruit-forward sludge at a bad business dinner.
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Chapuis & Chapuis Corton Charlemagne 2022 is a powerful, architectural Grand Cru Chardonnay from Burgundy's Côte de Beaune. It shows concentrated white fruit, toasted nuts, and a high-acid, saline minerality.
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Colgin IX Estate 2016 is a full-bodied, 3x 100-point blend of Cabernet Sauvignon from Napa's Pritchard Hill. It offers concentrated dark fruit, fine-grained tannins, and vibrant freshness
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Unfiltered deep-dive into Château Angélus 2018. Profound black fruit, velvet tannins, investment verdict. The definitive Right Bank icon.
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Grand Cru Les Clos 2020 is a powerful, bone-dry Chardonnay defined by intense acidity, profound Kimmeridgian minerality, and concentrated citrus fruit, with 15-20 year aging potential.
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Schrader Old Sparky 2018 is a cult Napa Cabernet known for its immense, graceful power, blackcurrant, graphite, and cocoa notes.
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Château Latour 2009 is a Pauillac 1st Growth wine renowned for its massive structure, pure blackcurrant, graphite, and cedar notes. It has a generational aging potential, best from 2028-2065+.
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Unfiltered tasting note on Jean-Louis Chave Hermitage Rouge 2010. Deep dive into the structure, terroir, and decades-long aging potential of this iconic Syrah.
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Te Mata Coleraine 2018 review: New Zealand's cult Cabernet blend is a structural masterpiece of cassis, graphite, and power.
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1994 Tondonia Gran Reserva Blanco: 30 years of nutty, savory white Rioja. Profound and unforgettable.
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Realm Cellars The Absurd 2016: The ultimate Napa power Cabernet tasting note. Deep dive into the structure, flavor, and immense cellar potential.
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The Sadie Family Columella 2018 is an iconic Swartland red blend (Syrah-based) known for its incredible focus, mineral tension from granite soil, savory black olive notes, and massive aging potential.